3 ducks walk in a bar

**ellanoize** · May 29th, 2006, 03:16 PM

Three little ducks go into a Bar...

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. I Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." [img]wink.gif[/img]

**~*Mz.Chievous*~** · May 30th, 2006, 12:24 AM

LMAO

**cherrysmum** · May 31st, 2006, 09:24 PM

That was corny and funny at the same time..LOL

**ellanoize** · June 1st, 2006, 09:59 PM

What else would ya expect from me, Mum [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

glad to see round [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

**cherrysmum** · June 2nd, 2006, 05:47 PM

yep...doin the ole barhopping scene...I mean boardhopping...

**The Lady Belle** · June 15th, 2006, 12:30 AM

Never Argue with a Woman

Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

**cherriesmum** · January 15th, 2007, 06:37 PM

ok we need so good and I mean GOOD jokes on this thread..like NOW

**The Lady Belle** · January 22nd, 2007, 10:05 PM

Aren't women sensitive creatures ... ?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt very sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

Thats what I call sweet revenge...lol